Saturday, 21 July 2012

Stoke Newington gets torched...

I popped down Sainsbury's for a can of mushy peas this afternoon and I came across a bloke on a white horse...


...some dancing giants...


...some chicks with colourful feathers...


....some acrobatic types....


...and an OAP with a big flame in her hand.

"Don't do it, old woman," I cried. "It's not worth it."


...but she set fire to a bloke in broad daylight, she did, bold as anything. And everyone cheered her while she did it.


Whatever next, eh?

Of course. A large golden bottom.

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