I popped down Sainsbury's for a can of mushy peas this afternoon and I came across a bloke on a white horse...
...some dancing giants...
...some chicks with colourful feathers...
....some acrobatic types....
...and an OAP with a big flame in her hand.
"Don't do it, old woman," I cried. "It's not worth it."
...but she set fire to a bloke in broad daylight, she did, bold as anything. And everyone cheered her while she did it.
Whatever next, eh?
Of course. A large golden bottom.
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