Love him or loathe him, it has to be said that Lord Mayor of Londinium, Boris Johnson, is a master of the art of daftery.
Hats off to the professional Mr Benn, who morphs so effortlessly between the following 6 characters:
1) mad scientist
2) circus clown
3) pissed headmaster
4) village idiot
5) cattle farmer
6) potential dictator who could decide to bring back death by firing squad
And now, across London town, we have the quiz show host's super-posh voice booming from every rail station tannoy with his prediction of Olympic travel chaos.
Bozza Johnson, we doff our chicken-feathered cap to you Sir.
The funniest thing is he might be our Prime Minister some day...
That's bound to cheer the country up no end.
I'm guessing Boris can count on Lewis Jolly's vote...
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